Aug 31

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Aug 30
concernedwentz:


I feel like Andy gets the least amount of love among the FOB boys. I don’t like that. Let’s give him at least 100 notes.

RIPS OFF SHIRT IS THAT POST HIATUS ANDY WITH GLASSES EXCUESE ME IM NO T OK

concernedwentz:

I feel like Andy gets the least amount of love among the FOB boys. I don’t like that. Let’s give him at least 100 notes.

RIPS OFF SHIRT IS THAT POST HIATUS ANDY WITH GLASSES EXCUESE ME IM NO T OK

Aug 30

Aug 30
Aug 30

tonight alive - lonely girl

tonight alive - lonely girl

Aug 30

armrace:

What I look for in a boy

  • fall
  • out
Aug 30

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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Aug 30

caspersadventures:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

[Gavin screaming]

Aug 28

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

Aug 28

I finally found one that isn't lame

  • 1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
  • 2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
  • 3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
  • 4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
  • 5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
  • 6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
  • 7. Do you like vanilla candles?
  • 8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
  • 9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
  • 10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
  • 11. What did you have for breakfast?
  • 12. Have you had sex in 2014 yet?
  • 13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
  • 14. What time did you wake up today?
  • 15. How long until your next birthday?
  • 16. What was the last movie you watched?
  • 17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
  • 18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
  • 19. What’s the last song you heard?
  • 20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
  • 21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
  • 22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
  • 23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
  • 24. Where’s the last place you went?
  • 25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
  • 26. Has anyone let you down recently?
  • 27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
  • 28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
  • 29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
  • 30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
  • 31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
  • 32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
  • 33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
  • 34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
  • 35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
  • 36. Do you have drama in your life?
Aug 28

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

Aug 28

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

Aug 28

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

Aug 28
zackyoureillegal:

guys
Aug 28

see what time will do for hopeless dreamers

singing wishes to their broken stereos